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SAP Facts


• Chuck Norris kills without hesitation and with no mercy. However, he always shuts SAP down softly

• SAP Developers aka ABAPers don't die, they just GOTO without END IF.

• SAP is as elegant and complex as quantum mechanics. If you think you know how SAP works, you don't know how SAP works.

• Santa runs SAP

• SAP doesn't need enhanced. It is your business process that is wrong.

• SAP doesn't participate in standard comitees in order to reach a consensus, SAP participates in order to tell everyone else how it is going to be.

• SAP doesn't hire developers. It initializes them

• The strongest and unbreakable argument in any architectural discussion is: "It was done this way in ABAP"

• The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead.

• SAP is so big that Chuck Norris is still learning...

• SAP can divide by zero.

• 2012-12-21 (End of the World) - is obviously wrong, because SAP has planned releases beyond this date

• The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf.

• SAP R/3 was forged in the fires of Mount Doom

• Your SAP is not connected to the internet. The internet is connected to your SAP.

• SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All.

• SAP: Where SE38 happens.

• Forrest Gump runs SAP

• God became the ultimate support for all mankind only after He replicated SAP's customer support model.

• Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP.

• There are three ways to kill SAP. 1-Holy Water 2-A stake through the mainframe 3-Sunlight

• Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2.

• SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't.

• Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network

• The matrix runs SAP

• On the 7th day God created basis and assigned SAP_ALL.

• SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.

• Spiderman is powered by NetWeaver.

• Einstein decided to become a physicist only after failing as an SD consultant when tasked to configure Resource Related billing.

• It is said that the Universe runs SAP, and that the Earth is just the Mandant 003!

• When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force

• SAP is really Luke Skywalker's father.

• 450 out of 453 dentists have no idea what SAP is

• Its believed that at the time of enlightenment, Buddha was reading SAP Facts.

• When they say "Nothing is perfect", they are not talking about SAP.

• ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg.

• Vito Corleone: "A man who doesn't spend time with his infotype 0021 can never be a real man."

• The Da Vinci Code can only be deciphered using ABAP

• Contrary to popular belief, Walldorf is actually the centre of the universe

• In Soviet Russia, SAP runs YOU!


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