• Chuck Norris kills without hesitation and with no mercy. However, he always shuts SAP down softly
• SAP Developers aka ABAPers don't die, they just GOTO without END IF.
• SAP is as elegant and complex as quantum mechanics. If you think you know how SAP works, you don't know how SAP works.
• Santa runs SAP
• SAP doesn't need enhanced. It is your business process that is wrong.
• SAP doesn't participate in standard comitees in order to reach a consensus, SAP participates in order to tell everyone else how it is going to be.
• SAP doesn't hire developers. It initializes them
• The strongest and unbreakable argument in any architectural discussion is: "It was done this way in ABAP"
• The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead.
• SAP is so big that Chuck Norris is still learning...
• SAP can divide by zero.
• 2012-12-21 (End of the World) - is obviously wrong, because SAP has planned releases beyond this date
• The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf.
• SAP R/3 was forged in the fires of Mount Doom
• Your SAP is not connected to the internet. The internet is connected to your SAP.
• SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All.
• SAP: Where SE38 happens.
• Forrest Gump runs SAP
• God became the ultimate support for all mankind only after He replicated SAP's customer support model.
• Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP.
• There are three ways to kill SAP. 1-Holy Water 2-A stake through the mainframe 3-Sunlight
• Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2.
• SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't.
• Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network
• The matrix runs SAP
• On the 7th day God created basis and assigned SAP_ALL.
• SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.
• Spiderman is powered by NetWeaver.
• Einstein decided to become a physicist only after failing as an SD consultant when tasked to configure Resource Related billing.
• It is said that the Universe runs SAP, and that the Earth is just the Mandant 003!
• When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force
• SAP is really Luke Skywalker's father.
• 450 out of 453 dentists have no idea what SAP is
• Its believed that at the time of enlightenment, Buddha was reading SAP Facts.
• When they say "Nothing is perfect", they are not talking about SAP.
• ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg.
• Vito Corleone: "A man who doesn't spend time with his infotype 0021 can never be a real man."
• The Da Vinci Code can only be deciphered using ABAP
• Contrary to popular belief, Walldorf is actually the centre of the universe
• In Soviet Russia, SAP runs YOU! |
